The pair face off
|Featuring||Brandon DiCamillo, Bam Margera|
|Related stunts||White Trash Knights|
|Video releases||Jackass Volume 1|
|“||Sir Bam-a-lot, you will feel a lot of my lance in your ass.||”|
In BMX Joust, two medieval knights, Brandon DiCamillo and Bam Margera, go to war against each other in a fierce jousting match, substituting the traditional horses for BMX's. The skit is set outside an actual medieval-styled tower.
Brandon and Bam both dress up in medieval garb, with dustbin lids attached to the BMX's functioning as shields, and armed with 10' long lances. In the first round, Bam falls off the bike before even getting to hit Brandon, who crashes into him. In the second round, Brandon gets a direct hit on Bam's chest, flooring him. After Bam recovers, the two knights go for one more deciding match, which ends in both knights succesfully impaling each other on their lances and crashing to the ground in agonizing pain.
Sir Brandon recovers first and declares victory, but is tackled to the ground by Bam.
- An excerpt from this skit was used in the music video for "If you're gonna be dumb...".
- One of the bikes was stolen later in the day when this skit was filmed.